Taitelija Martti taiteilee (2011) Taitelija Martti taiteilee (2011)
Pokemon kouluttaja tyrone Pokemon kouluttaja tyrone
Mit vit Mit vit
"Fuck off, Gibbon!" "Fuck off, Gibbon!"
kato mitä mä osaan kato mitä mä osaan
TampereenTero apustus TampereenTero apustus
Bisneskissa Bisneskissa
When you skip the tutorial and head straight to race. When you skip the tutorial and head straight to race.
Ette kuunnelleet Ette kuunnelleet
Tissit Tissit
hd versio TampereenTeron jääkaapista hd versio TampereenTeron jääkaapista
niilon naapuri niilon naapuri
Lohea ja muuta settiä Lohea ja muuta settiä
genny genny
markosetä imettää markosetä imettää
äijien etkot äijien etkot
luolastolaiset dataajat luolastolaiset dataajat
Pläääh Pläääh
Parit slayjerit Parit slayjerit
uutta tuotantokautta jo tulossa uutta tuotantokautta jo tulossa
Herro Herro
Hammastemppu Hammastemppu
Fucking... Fucking...
pompulat pompulat
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Onko tarpeeksi mureaa deli-nautaa?

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14.09.2022 21:25:33
#598744 [+1] Piilota Suosittele

Kokkeilin tehdä italialaistyylistä deli-nautaa ja pidin yrteillä, suolalla ja v-siblellä maustettua naudan mötikkää foliossa uunissa @135C niin pitkään, että sisälämpö ylti 53C. Sitten mötikkä jäähtymään ainakin tunniksi, että mehut ei karkaa ja vasta sitten siivutus. Suola jäi vähän laihaksi, mutta sitä on helpompi lisätä jälkikäteen kuin ottaa pois.

14.09.2022 21:57:35
#598762 [+1] Piilota Suosittele

>>598754
Sulla kävi se savolaisten supersankari Vituiksmän-kylässä. Ite oon varmaan 3 kertaa tehnyt leikkikebua onnistuneesti, mutta sekin on tosissaan taitolaji. Teet joko kebua tai sitte kebun makuista lihamureketta, jos et jaksa tarpeeksi vatkata sitä lihaa (ilman konetta).

14.09.2022 22:29:51 | 22:38:17
#598771 [+3] Piilota Suosittele

>>598759
>>598762
Oli aikonaan työkaverina yks kokki niin anto reseptin. Oli kummissaan, ku en onnistunu. Tais tehä tarkotuksella, saatana >:(

>>598766
Tsuu leit >:3

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Want to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy

'Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly



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