No one does push-ups like Gaston No one does push-ups like Gaston
Song of Bongos Song of Bongos
Appelsiinisilmä Appelsiinisilmä
Vanha mausteinen avainketju Vanha mausteinen avainketju
olipa työmaa olipa työmaa
Peltotyöt Peltotyöt
Krapula Krapula
Oh pyy Oh pyy
"Mistä tietää että on liian kännissä?" "Mistä tietää että on liian kännissä?"
Kannattaa olla börh ;3 Kannattaa olla börh ;3
Ace of spades Ace of spades
Georgette. Georgette.
Tom Cruise tappaa Oprahin Tom Cruise tappaa Oprahin
Unbirth Unbirth
Boing-kissa ja Bongosette Boing-kissa ja Bongosette
Saat anteeksi että raatelin kirjekuoresi ;3 <3 Saat anteeksi että raatelin kirjekuoresi ;3 <3
Halo Cat Halo Cat
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Koululaiset vaan kyselevät Koululaiset vaan kyselevät
Jeesus kirstus :D Jeesus kirstus :D
Leibur rukkipala Leibur rukkipala
Ebin maskotti Ebin maskotti
Tarjoiluvuorossa Mestari Tarjoiluvuorossa Mestari
Tissi Temppu Tissi Temppu
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13.04.2018 13:31:18 | 13:32:00
#47039 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

"See, my form of dwarfism is called achondroplasia (the most common type, actually), and it involves a lot of the cartilage in my body failing to do what the Good Lord intended it to do -- become bone. So my kind and I wind up with short arms, short legs, stubby fingers and toes, and a fun-size version of anything else that contains actual bone. This is also why dwarfs typically have a pot belly, no matter how much our CrossFit trainer screams at us. Our ribs simply can't hold our lungs and whatever else Dr. House says is in there, so everything just spills out. When we blame it on bone size, it's not just an excuse.
Boners, funnily enough, contain no bone. A penis is simply a bunch of tissue, and a dwarf's body has no problem growing tissue. This results in a dick that, quite frankly, looks just like any other. Our average size is five to six inches, just like taller guys. Only difference is, ours are on small frames and thus look way more impressive."

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