Perustaja Spikanor

Medioita voi lisätä

Jäsenet

Perustettu 30.08.2018 14:51:03 Jäseniä 17 Vierailuja 2 112 Medioita 1398

Kaikki musiikkimediat jne.

Nile - Even the gods must die Nile - Even the gods must die
Menschenmühle Menschenmühle
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar (live) Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar (live)
Mystery Skulls - "Hellbent" [OV] Mystery Skulls - "Hellbent" [OV]
Sori jos reposin taas Sori jos reposin taas
Mokoma - Takatalvi Mokoma - Takatalvi
Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction (Live) Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction (Live)
Death Grips - Hacker Death Grips - Hacker
808 State - Pacific State 808 State - Pacific State
Sofia Jannok. Arvvás Sofia Jannok. Arvvás
Wolfenstein 3D Title Theme Wolfenstein 3D Title Theme
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Snakedriver (OV) The Jesus and Mary Chain - Snakedriver (OV)
Iron Maiden - The Trooper Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Hullu mies hullu - Esa Pakarinen Hullu mies hullu - Esa Pakarinen
SATYRICON - King (OFFICIAL VIDEO) SATYRICON - King (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
A Very Skeletor Christmas A Very Skeletor Christmas
Slipknot - Nero Forte (Audio) Slipknot - Nero Forte (Audio)
Joku kyttää mua Joku kyttää mua
Carach Angren "The Sighting is a Portent of Doom" (OV) Carach Angren "The Sighting is a Portent of Doom" (OV)
Ghost - Rats (OV) Ghost - Rats (OV)
Oikeaa musiikkia teille poppareille Oikeaa musiikkia teille poppareille
In Flames - Only for the Weak In Flames - Only for the Weak
Kun mä rupesin ryyppäämään Kun mä rupesin ryyppäämään
 226 näyttökertaa, 1 viesti, 3.1 MB, 1 tiedosto
09.03.2020 20:01:42
[ + 0 | ]

Denis Leary - Asshole (OV)


09.03.2020 20:02:26
#316185 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub cockle area
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
Nah

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bomb, that's why
Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas and

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

[ 1 viestiä | ]