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09.04.2018 01:54:36 | 02:02:02
#45780 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

Coversation;
Nun 1
Good morning sisters

Sisters
Good morning mother superior

Nun 1
You are all novices

Nun 2
Which means you have no vices

Nun 1
But before you take your final vows of chastity we feel there's
something you ought to know
Sister? (directed at nun 2)

SONG STARTS

Nun 2
A rubber is simply an eraser

Nun 1
Knickers are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
A G-string is found on a cello

Nun 1
A brassiere is used for burning coal

Nun 2
Fanny is another name for Francis

Nun 1
A cock wakes you up in the morn'

Nun 2
A dyke stops water overflowing

Nun 1
A bugler is a man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 2
A shag is a seabird, and that is that!

Nun 1
Dick is a short name for Richard

Nun 2
A knob will open up the door

Nun 1
And the frost on the lawn in the winter is what we call a whore

Nun 2
Doggy fashion is a poodle in a jacket

Nun 1
Roger is just a persons name

Nun 2
A codpiece is a snack made by findus

Nun 1
A portion is several of the same

All
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 1
An erection is a building, and that is that!

Nun 1
Young ladies it is worth explaining, we only get wet when it's raining

Nun 2
And I think you ought to know for a starter, that a bishop that is
flogged is a martyr

Nun 1 (talking)
Now sisters, let's see what we've learned!

Nun 2
What's an eraser?

Novice sister 1
A rubber

Nun 1
Knickers?

Novice sister 2
Are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
What's on a cello?

Novice sister 3
A G-string

Nun 1
A brassiere?
Novice sister 1,2,3
Used for burning coal

Nun 2
Correct!
Another name for Francis?

Novice sister 4
Fanny!

Nun 1
A cock?

Novice sister 5
Wakes me up inte the morn'

Nun 2
What stops water overflowing?

Novice sister 6
A dyke

Nun 1
And a bugler?

Novice sister 1,2,3,4,5,6
A man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore

All
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore x2

Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat, a shag is a seabird, and that is that!

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