>>415534
That fucking sucks, man. But anyway, have you heard about my new plan about how I'm going to take over the world? Ah well. Mayhaps I'm simply out of luck since I've been spending my days only thinking what it would feel to be sucking a cock. You know, I learned what little I know about English is from watching anime and porn so that's why my vocabulary consists of "uuh and oh" with sometimes added "suck it, bitch" and "play me harder, daddy". Needless to say I had some problems when I had to meet with the local ambassador. But we still had a bloody good time.