Diva song Fifth Element Diva song Fifth Element
Tyty latelee faktoja Tyty latelee faktoja
Yakuzajäbä selaa Ricardo-kansiotaan Yakuzajäbä selaa Ricardo-kansiotaan
kaljat ei mee haaskuun kaljat ei mee haaskuun
vesileikkejä :3 vesileikkejä :3
Perse otti vallan Perse otti vallan
"Tuosta!" :3 "Tuosta!" :3
Kun punoitus on laskenut... Kun punoitus on laskenut...
Turripuku Turripuku
Nuuh nuuh Nuuh nuuh
luolamaalauksia luolamaalauksia
Aasit Aasit
Hullu nainen Hullu nainen
Luolasto pähkinänkuoressa Luolasto pähkinänkuoressa
vitsin luikautti vitsin luikautti
piilosilla :3 piilosilla :3
kääpiö kääpiö
mäkkyver22 mäkkyver22
How to play with yourself How to play with yourself
Pasia koijataan Pasia koijataan
murphy sai kodin :3 murphy sai kodin :3
normi normi
Nää paperit on just niitä mihin mä olen niistänyt tai runkannut Nää paperit on just niitä mihin mä olen niistänyt tai runkannut
Urheilua 2 Urheilua 2
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#45780 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

Coversation;
Nun 1
Good morning sisters

Sisters
Good morning mother superior

Nun 1
You are all novices

Nun 2
Which means you have no vices

Nun 1
But before you take your final vows of chastity we feel there's
something you ought to know
Sister? (directed at nun 2)

SONG STARTS

Nun 2
A rubber is simply an eraser

Nun 1
Knickers are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
A G-string is found on a cello

Nun 1
A brassiere is used for burning coal

Nun 2
Fanny is another name for Francis

Nun 1
A cock wakes you up in the morn'

Nun 2
A dyke stops water overflowing

Nun 1
A bugler is a man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 2
A shag is a seabird, and that is that!

Nun 1
Dick is a short name for Richard

Nun 2
A knob will open up the door

Nun 1
And the frost on the lawn in the winter is what we call a whore

Nun 2
Doggy fashion is a poodle in a jacket

Nun 1
Roger is just a persons name

Nun 2
A codpiece is a snack made by findus

Nun 1
A portion is several of the same

All
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 1
An erection is a building, and that is that!

Nun 1
Young ladies it is worth explaining, we only get wet when it's raining

Nun 2
And I think you ought to know for a starter, that a bishop that is
flogged is a martyr

Nun 1 (talking)
Now sisters, let's see what we've learned!

Nun 2
What's an eraser?

Novice sister 1
A rubber

Nun 1
Knickers?

Novice sister 2
Are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
What's on a cello?

Novice sister 3
A G-string

Nun 1
A brassiere?
Novice sister 1,2,3
Used for burning coal

Nun 2
Correct!
Another name for Francis?

Novice sister 4
Fanny!

Nun 1
A cock?

Novice sister 5
Wakes me up inte the morn'

Nun 2
What stops water overflowing?

Novice sister 6
A dyke

Nun 1
And a bugler?

Novice sister 1,2,3,4,5,6
A man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore

All
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore x2

Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat, a shag is a seabird, and that is that!

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