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MeMiehet MeMiehet
manne gondolat manne gondolat
bambin jälkipyykki bambin jälkipyykki
Gayjer Gayjer
Näin kissat syntyy Näin kissat syntyy
lego fuu lego fuu
Ei oo helppoa Ei oo helppoa
HV iran! HV iran!
Ihana nainen Ihana nainen
jollaki ollu liikaa vapaa aikaa jollaki ollu liikaa vapaa aikaa
Mewoscalator Mewoscalator
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You wouldnt get it You wouldnt get it
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Teputusta Teputusta
Volmari Volmari
Tuota muijaa ei pimeästä löydä Tuota muijaa ei pimeästä löydä
Araknofobia Araknofobia
greta kakka-auto greta kakka-auto
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#47039 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

"See, my form of dwarfism is called achondroplasia (the most common type, actually), and it involves a lot of the cartilage in my body failing to do what the Good Lord intended it to do -- become bone. So my kind and I wind up with short arms, short legs, stubby fingers and toes, and a fun-size version of anything else that contains actual bone. This is also why dwarfs typically have a pot belly, no matter how much our CrossFit trainer screams at us. Our ribs simply can't hold our lungs and whatever else Dr. House says is in there, so everything just spills out. When we blame it on bone size, it's not just an excuse.
Boners, funnily enough, contain no bone. A penis is simply a bunch of tissue, and a dwarf's body has no problem growing tissue. This results in a dick that, quite frankly, looks just like any other. Our average size is five to six inches, just like taller guys. Only difference is, ours are on small frames and thus look way more impressive."

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