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23.07.2019 00:34:35
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Bloodhound Gang - Use Your Fingers (1995) [FA]


23.07.2019 00:37:35
#229402 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

"Rip Taylor Is God" – 1:23 (mukana Rip Taylor)
"We Are The Knuckleheads" – 2:39
"Legend In My Spare Time" – 3:05
"B.H.G.P.S.A." – 0:22
"Mama Say" – 2:59
"Kids In America" – 4:23 (cover Kim Wilden kappaleesta)
"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" – 3:56
"The Evils Of Placenta Hustling" – 0:19
"One Way" – 3:05
"Shitty Record Offer" – 0:58
"Go Down" – 2:26
"Earlameyer The Butt Pirate" – 0:09
"No Rest For The Wicked" – 2:50
"She Ain't Got No Legs" – 2:28
"We Like Meat" – 0:04
"Coo Coo Ca Choo" – 2:36
"Rang Dang" – 3:02
"Nightmare At The Apollo" – 0:56
"K.I.D.S. Incorporated" – 2:20
Untitled Hidden Track – 0:47

23.07.2019 00:38:32
#229403 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

1.

Hey! Da dee dada dee da da, This is Rip Taylor!
Hey there sprinkle genies! Haha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population? Hah! Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY! Woo..

But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?
With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees? Tatta ta too tatas? Baba bing bangs?
Big jugs, get it?

Hello Dolly... Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me? Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!

Please, what am I doing here? You're probably saying to yourself "Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like Rip Taylor want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch goblins The Bloodhound Gang?" Oh!
Well listen folks, the answer is very simple: Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques! They paid me you hiney hobbits! why else?

Oh I'm getting moist! I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are a bunch of knuckleheads!

23.07.2019 00:39:16
#229404 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

2.

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly
I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly
Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast
Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast
No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster
So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master
Givin' ya communion with your lips on my cup
Pump pump pump pump me up
Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender
I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black and Decker blender
If you would be the Telstar then I'd have to be Defender
I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender
You're a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel
Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel
You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated Schwinn
Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in
I'm a Lego Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tak
Trip to the store and get another six pack
Bomb droppin' like at Ground Zero
Like Colonel Klink is gettin' fucked by Hogan's Heroes
Oh eenie meanie miney moe ya took your shot ya missed
I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on Santa's list
I gave your girl some sausage and then I slit your wrists
Now I'll take your ass out like my name was Burgess Meredith

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

Fast fast quick Bic light ass when ya pass gas
You threw it like a girl that's why ya got picked last
And Mr. Easy Does It never did it now did he
Jesus is coming so look busy
And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps
I got The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg ya got goosebumps
'Cause I'm black y'all it's a fact y'all
And if ya try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all
I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean
And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen
'Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen
With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine
So go Rip Rip Rip Taylor
Rip Rip Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor Rip Taylor
Your girlfriend we nailed her
My mom's got opposable thumbs
Your mom's Weezie Jefferson
I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow
And I ain't crazy about no God damn butthole no how
Batter roll and whip ya like a fuckin' cannoli
If Satan had a hockey team then I'd be the goalie
'Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama
Dumber than a supermodel dumber than Kwanzaa

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

23.07.2019 00:40:21
#229405 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

3.

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe
Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
Cause I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness Monster
Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door could you be a sponsor?
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When I'm feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin
Gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles
You're gettin' on my case like The Rockford Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he's givin' it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
No rhyme no reason no job no class
And we don't go near the ghetto cause they'd shoot our ass

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

If you ain't ever been to the suburbs, don't you ever come to the suburbs
Cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs

Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
I'm as deep as the plot to a gay porn
So uh-oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
I know that she's a hottie but damn that girl could party
So come to me mama it ain't no crime
I'm the skilled love doctor growlin' What's your sign?
I did the Flaming Waffle with Ho Chi Minh
Your girl's a dollar bill we don't know where she's been
J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
You're too what? shy shy huh what?
Hush hush yeah I knew why
Cause we're playin' the Palladium you can't get on Star Search
Daddy Legs standin' tall he can do the funky lurch
And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
You know I know you know you're not the tough guy that I thought you were

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Cause I wop bop a loo bop
Ha cha cha chatch
Come lick my balls
Viva la my crotch
Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy your mama thinks I'm crazy
But neither of them know that you are carryin' my baby
And I'm the Amos I'm the Andy I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy
I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
And your throat is swollen gloryholin' ya blew us
George Burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low
That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

23.07.2019 00:42:16 | 00:46:20
#229406 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

4.

The following Public Service Announcement is brought you by an intoxicated homeless man:

"Try throwin' your socks in the trash before they got the holes in the feet."

Sponsered by Bloodhound Gang Hate Club Local Number 138

23.07.2019 00:43:04
#229407 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

5.

I felt like shouting hurrah

It goes one two three when I'm kickin' funky lyrics lyrics
I'm bustin' up vocabulary I want you all to hear it hear it
I'm bustin' up the rhythm 'cause I'm bustin' up the rhyme
Kickin' down the stop posts 'cause I wanna kicks the time
I'm diggin' down some knowledge 'cause you know I never hide it
When I'm pullin' down your panties 'cause I wants to get inside 'em
Like a boa a boa a boa constrictor
Gonna drop off your drawers shoot straight for your sphincter
I could roll my rhymes but I would be fakin'
Jimmity Jimmity Pop is not Jamaican
J I double M Y Pop go
I run the show like Don Pardo
With a bugaloo bee on the bee boo tip
My hit will make you trip 'cause I'm quadradipped
I'll do the Popeye Pluto freak the funkfazooto
Not Latino what I mean though fuzzy dice like Menudo
Ah yeah rubber baby buggy's bumpers
Punky's Brewsters now I hump her
With my itsy bitsy teeny weenie shrunken small white peenie
So rinse spit swallow brain blank kinda hollow
Not too deep leap wow oh kinda shallow
'Cause we're in your face like Ed Gein
Purple rain purple rain

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Naughty By Nature and white by choice
And the sound of my voice makes your panties moist
'Cause I'm finger lickin' happy like a gay proctologist
So like a dyke with hollow tits I'll rip the mic with hollow tips
Aw yeah he's in control like Sherman Potter
And I got more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters
Jimmy Pop Jimmy Pop rah rah rah
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Now I'm floatin' out the pipes like a Village People sump pump
Always take a swallow 'cause you know I never get enough
So batter up Bruce Banner if you think you're gonna measure up
Can't be the top dog gotta be the Scooby Pup
Step to the bass drum always gotta have fun
If you add two halves you'll always get the total sum
My steps are correct and my mic is always checked
And when a punk is in effect you know he's gonna get wrecked
I don't want to start no Blasphemous Rumors
But I think that Sinbad's got a lousy sense of humor
Little children unattended better get my poison candy
Don't care about y'all as long as we feel dandy
And I get the poon from Judy Blume
Mr. Hooper's dead so won't you give me his broom?
So come on chickie baby let's go make some noise
What? No I'm not the guy from the Beastie Boys

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

Mama say mama sa mama cu sa
Mama say mama sa mama cu sa

23.07.2019 00:44:16
#229408 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

6.

Lookin' out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the city go rushing by
I sit here alone and I wonder why
Friday night and everyone's movin'
I can feel the heat but it's soothing heading down
I search for the beat in this dirty town

Downtown
The young ones are goin'
Downtown
The young ones are growin'

We're the kids in America whoa
We're the kids in America whoa
Everybody live for the music go round

Bright lights the music gets faster
Look girl don't check on your watch not another glance
I'm not leavin' now honey no not a chance
Hot shot shot give me no problems
Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
You know life is cruel life is never kind

Kind hearts
We'll make a new story
Kind hearts
We'll grab it in glory

We're the kids in America whoa
We're the kids in America whoa
Everybody live for the music go round

La la la la la
La la la la la
Sing
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la

Come closer honey that's better
Got to get a brand new experience feeling right
Oh don't try to stop baby hold me tight
Outside a new day is dawning
Outside suburbia's sprawling everywhere
I don't want to go baby

New York
To East Philadelphia
There's a new one
Comin' I warn you

We're the kids in America
We're the kids in America
Everybody live for the music go round

La la la la la
La la la la la
Sing
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

Oi Oi

We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi
We're the kids in America Oi

23.07.2019 00:45:18
#229409 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

7.

[Verse One]
One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the Hi-Fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle

[Hook]
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk

[Verse Two]
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah For A Pygmy
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

[Hook]
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk

[Verse Three]
Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Perdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment

[Hook]
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk

23.07.2019 00:47:38
#229411 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

9.

Ein. Zwei. Drei

Jimmy Pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper
And I got more pop than Orville Redenbacher
And I got more gravy than the whole Gravy Train
When I'm kooky goin' loopy like a man insane
Ha ha I won't be around when the world ends
So the only thing that I recycle is your girlfriend
Aw yeah back to the side I jump up I swing
When I'm usin' Knock 'Em Sock 'Em ya know I'm playin' it to win
The Nina the Pinta the Santa Maria
See you later salamander 'cause I wouldn't want to be ya
I'm a chip I'm a Pringle 'cause you know I gots the flavor
Pop me up in your mouth like I was a LifeSaver
I ain't got no soul but I got more than Don Henley
I'm whiter than Casper but I'm not that friendly
Marco Polo you tried to fly solo
Make your thoughts vocal I'll put ya in a chokehold

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

I'm a gangster no I'm a gangster bitch
Your momma gave me head your girlie gave me the itch
So scratch it back the bass beats fast listen to the shotgun blast
In the oven you'll get burned or in the tank that you'll get gassed
Fake oh like Bacos never mistake though
Showin' up painted up fresh from Maaco
Now I'm comin' in on stereo rounder than a Cheerio
Quick to fill your fix and I'm dizzier than a merry-go
Rock this obnoxious I'm truly not nice
'Cause I'm blood suckin' evil like Muppets On Ice
Arriba arriba I'm the under achiever
Gonna Leave It To Beaver I'm the Daydream Believer
I'm like Mothra man with my big wingspan
And you're the motherfuckin' Jap that killed my offspring Chan
I'm a Menace II Society gonna fill the prophecy
First I'll drink your Genesee and then I'll take your liberty

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

Dii dii mao. You burn village down. You bring family over. We all Wang Chung

I'm a tarantula tarantula in your Chiquita Chiquita
And when you're peeling back the skin I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna bite ya I'm gonna bite ya
I'm Jimmy Pop I'll tell you straight up I don't like ya
'Cause I'm cold kickin' lyrics 'til the day I die
Many fail to copy but at least they still try
Bustin' up vocabulary is what I do most
I'm gonna spread your legs like butter and gobble ya up like toast

Ein. Zwei. Drei

You went for the cherry you went bobbin' for the apple
But the apple it be rotten and you had to eat the scrapple
Scrapple? Pig meat from a pig pen hog leftovers your girlfriend
So I flex to the effects and I don't care what nobody thinks
I'm eatin' all your sherbet and droppin' all your Tiddly Winks
Whoop goes my arm I think it's outta socket
Come over here little girlie I got some candy in my pocket

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

23.07.2019 00:48:21 | 01:16:26
#229412 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

10.

Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records:

(Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have
Facts of life, the facts of life)

The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, sings a medley of your all favorite mid-80's TV theme songs...

Including Small Wonder, Give Me a A Break, Silververspoons


And this irresistible ditty.
"Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights"

Available exclusively on Cheese Factory Records. Which is part of...

23.07.2019 00:49:01
#229413 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

11.

Step back 'cause the bass is fuzzin'
Bloodhound gang bangs more than The Dirty Dozen
Alley Oop here comes the slam I know where I stand
I'm feelin' like Anthrax 'cause you know I'm The Man
Yeah I dug your dame but all I did was kiss her
But I got to second base with your mom and your sister
I'll wipe the grin off your face like I was a can of Windex
I threw a right I threw a right was it live or Memorex?
Go down down deep deep in and out quick
'Cause I'm harder than Chinese arithmetic
Now my fist is in your face 'cause you stood in my way
You tried to talk your shit and your ass got paid
I get stupid like the mongoloid Corky
Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?
'Cause I'm cold kickin' lyrics like my arm was on fire
Like Pinnochio my nose don't grow 'cause I ain't no liar

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Clap it on clap it off sniff my exhaust
'Cause I got more steps than Baryshnikov
Like a pirouette a pirouette a pair of wet jeans
You don't understand but your girl knows what I mean
So I kicks my rhymes kind of complex
A text of intricate words and other spoken effects
Like a preacher on the mount teachin' things he doesn't follow
When you tried to hit the brake but pushed on the throttle
Mr. Goody Two Shoes picture the scenario
Your girl blew me as I blew your stereo
And I got more bass than a baseball diamond
Don't put me on your chalkboard 'cause I'm not down with Simon
Sonic boom in your room assume you're not there
Booty lickin' nugget pickin' with your dad downstairs
Love is just a fallacy I gots more force than gravity
I can run all night like an Energizer battery

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

Go down go down to get it up get it up
Go down go down to get it up y'all

23.07.2019 00:50:22 | 01:21:02
#229415 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

13.

I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor
The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker
This is your brain on drugs
This is your brain on Jackie Onassis
All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses
Yessirree Bob like corn on the cob
I'm all buttered up ready to hobnob
Daddy is a Kraut you're Nazi-occupied France
I'm gonna rise to the occasion inside my pants
So yo ass yeah you I wanna Fraggle Rock your girlie
Comin' around the party comin' around like Mr. Furley
I'm Mr. Furley you're Jack Tripper
You're dumb ass Gilligan and I'm the Skipper
Tiptoe through my tulips and come and frolic
'Cause my name is Betty Ford and she's an alcoholic
So here I am rock me like a hurricane
Not a Scorpion but my sting will bring your dame a lot of pain
And Daddy's gonna tell ya I'm as cool as Jack the Ripper
Somewhat of a cutthroat but still a big tipper
As I tickle you pink I bet my fingers start to stink
I'm what's missin' from your life and you're the missing link
It doesn't matter how you win or lose it's how you lick it
No rest for the wicked

Get down, drink it up, bring it on, take it off (x?)

Flips it up in the air like my name was Bob Barker
I always kicks it cold so I gotta wear my parka
I'm leavin' down my marker I'm stalkin' like a stalker
Usin' the force like my name was Luke Skywalker
Left hand's on the wheel and the right one on the bottle
One foot in the grave and the other on the throttle
I'm floatin' through your atmosphere like the comet Haley
As freaky as a freak show call me Barnum and Bailey
So yo ho my Cheerio here I'm comin' around the bend
Don't try to shake my hand I'm not your fuckin' friend
Body slam ya to the ground like I was Captain Lou Albano
Hit ya in the balls 'til you're singin' soprano
Slide to the dance floor groove 'til you get sore
Listen to the tiger's roar I'll pump you like a seesaw
I'm a tattooed demon do you catch my meanin'
Think that you're dreamin' but soon you'll be screamin'
I got more senseless violence than a Thrilla In Manila
Like my hero Gacy I'm a stone cold killer
I got my moves from Thriller I'm Fish you're Barney Miller
I'm spreadin' out the carnage like Mecha-Godzilla
Like Jimmy Pop says he's as cool as Jack the Ripper
So take off your panties and kick off your slippers
Do as I say and I will be a big tipper
More smooth moves than my man Jack Tripper

Get down, drink it up, bring it on, take it off(x?)

23.07.2019 00:51:00
#229416 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

14.

Baby
Yeah
The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love
Tell her Daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it's a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya I miss ya
I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool
Oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets
Oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair

I remember the day I saw you hobblin'
A Weeble wobblin' ah you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be makin'
Ride you like a Sit and Spin 'til your stumps started achin'
Spin you around yeah roll you near
Turn you upside down to hold my beer

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

They say nothing beats a great pair of legs but somehow
Baby the day you walked out of my life there's nothing
I wanted more than, than for you to come crawling back to me

When we started goin' together people said they couldn't believe it
That I could be so happy with a quadriplegic
We would wake up real early and you could make me some eggs
Girl I didn't care if you ain't got no legs I loved you for you and you loved me for me
Oh yeah wasn't really hard for those more fortunate to see
That the first time we made love it was such a wonderful feeling
The way the suspension wires held you 'cross the ceiling
When you rolled out of my life my heart just broke
I can still hear the noise of the squeaks in your spokes

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

You ain't got no legs

23.07.2019 00:52:05
#229418 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

16.

Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are
You are a Hollywood star you're the high priestess by far
And you know this tune's for you we call it Coo Coo Ca Choo
And it's a very brief description of the things we could do to you

Your body is incredible

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

Oil me up quick Miss Daisy before I'm lubin' up your tailpipe
Or the bedposts will be a knockin' and a knockin' 'til the break of light
Raised and dazed in a million and one ways
Like a Morton's coffee roll I want you hot and glazed
You're not the real thing baby you're Parkay you're not butter
Gonna have to get you home and lube you up with Fluffernutter
Scope it scope it baby lookin' so fit
Playin' games and layin' dames you know I know you know it
Quick to get the condom you know the Jimmy fits too snug
Lean you against the fireplace and ride you on the bearskin rug
Chow down my Ding Dong come and sing-a-long
Slip a grip around my tip and then you'll be my Klingon
Now in my sweatpants you're gonna see my erection
Ooh oh pick a de pop pop Perfection
Umpla dumpla dippedee do
'Cause I'd never leave the house if Mommy looked like you

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

Butter up butter cup did ya really think it would really last that long?
My attention span hutches and when you wake up you know that I'll be gone
Cocoa butter beach blonde wearin' that thin thong
You know I got a thing for you it's only an inch long
Pickin' up your signals like you're a T.V. station
I'm lookin' for the channel to have immoral applications
Lookin' so fine Cosmo behind
Fermentation of time like Riunite wine
Well I'm bubblin' up and steamin' like an active volcano
I think I clogged up all your pipes better get yourself some Drano
I get annoyed 'cause I can't avoid
Baby sounding like a mongoloid
I gots the skills to keep ya busy all night
If you do not bite I hope you blow like dynamite
Happy Thanksgiving would you like a little white meat?
I'll stuff my Butterballs then you can eat

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

You were lookin' at me I was l lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were l lookin' at me I was lookin' at you
Coo coo ca choo now whatcha gonna do?

You were lookin' at me
You were lookin' at me

23.07.2019 00:52:42
#229420 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

17.

So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelin'
Got your head a pumpin' a back and forth until it hits the ceilin'
Now I'm wheelin' dealin' stealin' Johnny's apple seeds
Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds
Showin' no mercy step like Solomon Grundy
Hit ya with a table leg like I was Ted Bundy
I bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kind of funny
First I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honey
Dip slip to the A.M. what is that you're sayin'?
You think you start prayin' it's not a game you're playin'
Pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast
I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas
I freak like cerebral pals I'll get inside your drawers
For alarm there is no cause I funk like Lou Rawls
Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane
I wish I had a membrane so that I could go insane
Red Light Green Light you know I always win this game
You can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candy cane

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

No chance in hell but I could tell you crave me
Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me
Taste great but less filling so thrilling
Come unannounced like automatic billing
And you can't do nothin' as I push your buttons
When I talk you're gonna listen like I'm E.F. Hutton
Like Lionel Richie up All Night Long
Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong
Stop flop flip and flop
Panties drop now I'm on top
So Wiggle It just a little bit
I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it
You said you wanted to do it now you're comin' around to it
I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it
Take it blow by blow like Reginald Denny
I do it all the time how many?
Many Frauleins I'm comin' again like Jesus
And when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please ya
Our Jimmy Pop that art in hell hear it
Fill me with your Holy Spirit

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

Eenie meanie miney moe
Which of you girls will be my ho?
Cross your fingers grit your teeth
'Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
So watch your back straight to the attack
I'll spin you around like your name was Pat Sajak
Tag your ass out and no tag backs
You psycho nymphomaniac

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe

23.07.2019 00:53:19
#229421 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

18.

Haha, all right Apollo!
Let's hear it one more time for mister, Gary, Coleman!
Whatcha talk about Willis? That joke is funny everytime I hear it!
Let's put your hands together now, Harlem
For, that's right, Harlem
That's right, get up now, Harlem
For The Blood, hound, Gang!

Yo wassup Apollooo
Everybody say "Ho!"
Get off the stage honkie boys...

23.07.2019 00:53:58
#229422 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

19.

Roll the fuckin' tape back and let's try it again
This time more sloppy, like childbirth
Where's me fuckin' bass guitar?

Everybody look around hear the sound
Somethin' special's gonna come your way
We got somethin' new that is true
We got somethin' just for you today

All around the nation
Whoa
We're the new sensation
Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you heard?

We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated
K.I.D.S. yeah
K.I.D.S. Incorporated
K.I.D.S
Whoa
Look's like we made it
We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated

In the city in the street there's a beat
There's a feeling that you can't deny
All the people wanna move wanna groove
There's a sign of spirit in their eyes

All around the nation
Whoa
We're the new sensation
Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you heard?

We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated
K.I.D.S. yeah
K.I.D.S. Incorporated
K.I.D.S
Whoa
Look's like we made it
We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated

K.I.D.S
K.I.D.S. Incorporated
We're gonna have fun
K.I.D.S
K.I.D.S. Incorporated
For everyone

All around the nation
We're the new sensation
Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you heard?

We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated
K.I.D.S. yeah
K.I.D.S. Incorporated
K.I.D.S
Whoa
Look's like we made it
We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated
What?
Looks like we made it
We're K.I.D.S. Incorporated

Alright, where's me smack?

23.07.2019 02:08:45
#229433 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

Onks tää se pändi mikä o tunnettu siit yhest biisist mis lauletaan et "minä ja sinä vauva, ollaan elukoita joten tehdään se"?

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